Tag Archives: pills

April 27

Playing With Yourself and Other Ways to Endure a Flight

You wake up at SeaTac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O’Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. –Chuck Palahuniuk, Fight Club. I always identified with this sentiment, because even though travel was my livelihood, it made […]

August 12

Anal Candy and the Meaning of Life

I wrote this three months ago, right before I retired from being a sky goddess. Yesterday was the last time I will ever sit in first class. Boo-fucking-hoo, you’re thinking. I’m retiring from my job as a flight attendant after 18 years. I’d taken a “last fling” trip with my gay husband Tim (we have been […]